I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
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Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
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Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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