'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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