Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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