I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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