you guys were way drunker than both of me
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
now i know why i became what i already was.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Someone came in the potted fern
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
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