I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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