I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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