So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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