need another drink. this is the easiest way
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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