Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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