What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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