Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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