sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
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We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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