Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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