i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
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You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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