Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
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Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
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I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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