I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Randomize
