I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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