I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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