I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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