Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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