I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
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remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
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No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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