I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
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i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
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Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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