Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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