I want to stick my p in your. b.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Im part way to drunk.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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