Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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