apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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