is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
