So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
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Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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