Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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