Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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