he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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