thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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