Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Acid is not a monday night drug
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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