Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
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How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
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If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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