i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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