It's Friday. Sex?
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Randomize
