Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
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Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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