dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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