There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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