I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
