Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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