if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
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I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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