We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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