Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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