kristin has been a bad kristin
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I have already put on my inside pants.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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