I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Do you still have your period?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
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They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
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I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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