hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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