I feel like I'm in dance class right now
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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