TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i just google imaged poop.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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