I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
