Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
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Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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