I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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