Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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