Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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