What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I just found puke in my bra..
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
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