You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Randomize
